Lauren Oakley

Lauren Oakley

Owner

Hi, I’m Lauren, the unpaid personal assistant to two very large dogs who believe they are the true decision makers in this household. Lulu is a dramatic Shepsky who operates with strong CEO energy. She has big opinions, zero respect for personal space, and firmly believes every snack in the house legally belongs to her. Zoey is a 114 pound Great Pyrenees rescue whose job description includes emotional support, hallway security, and shedding enough fur daily to build a third dog. Together they provide the chaos and I provide the camera. My content focuses on the real, funny, slightly ridiculous side of life with big dogs. The zoomies that shake the house, the dramatic sighs, the side eye, the moments where your dog acts like both a toddler and a wise old philosopher in the same afternoon. Nothing is overly staged or overly polished. It is authentic life with two oversized floofs who run the house. My audience is made up of passionate dog lovers who see their own pets in Lulu and Zoey. They are people who treat their dogs like family, laugh at the daily chaos, and understand that life with dogs means fur on everything and unconditional love. Because the content is real and relatable, brands fit naturally into our daily routine. From calming products and supplements to toys, treats, and giant dog essentials, I love showcasing products that genuinely make life better for dogs and the humans who spoil them. If your brand appreciates authentic storytelling, big dog energy, and content that makes dog parents laugh and say “that is exactly my dog,” Lulu and Zoey are always ready for their next shift.

Lulu

2 years old

Siberian Husky, German Shepherd Dog

My name is Lulu. I am 75% husky, 25% german shepherd, 100% menace to society. I like to paw punch my mommy in the face for fun. I love cheese, but overall, I am a very picky eater. Boxes are my favorite toys. I like to take things that are important outside and bury them in the backyard so mommy can go on a scavenger hunt everyday. I am spoiled, bratty, entitled AF, but super cute. You can't help but love me even though I am insane.

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Zoey

6 years old

Great Pyrenees, Labrador Retriever

My name is Zoey. My mom calls me sister of thickness because I am 115 lbs. I wandered up to my mom's doorstep in June 2025 and never left! I was literally dumped in the area, and smelled the treats in mom's house so I just sat on the doorstep until she let me in, and I NEVER LEFT! My little sister Lulu lives to annoy me. I love to eat everything, obviously, unlike my sister Lulu. I am not picky, and mom has to hide the food so I don't eat it all.

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